Banned from #maleyiff
[04: 37am] • Syphon rawrs it up
[04: 37am] • Bishop rawrs it up, too
[04: 38am] • Andreus_Roth cowers
Carlemot: bishop stop pandering
Carlemot: nobody is falling for your gladpawing
[04: 38am] • Lex tapdances to underline the rawring with a jolly tappetytapp with his hooves. "jazzhands!"
Bishop: But this is the only place I can go to be myself
Syphon: Gladpawing, really?
Bishop: The true corgi I am
Syphon: That's fucking stupid
Syphon: You have goddamn hands, not paws
Carlemot: whoa whoa whoa
Carlemot: was just doing my danzig impresion.
Carlemot: now then
Carlemot: getting a lot of negative vibes
Syphon: You'll get them a lot from me =3
Andreus_Roth: Giving a few as well.
Bishop: I actually have paws
Bishop: Not really hands
Syphon: Then congrats on living this long without opposeable thumbs
Bishop: Here's my fursona, maybe you will then understand http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/Rathjen/Untitled-9.jpg
Syphon: Aha, thanks for confirming something for me. Goodbye you two =3
[04: 44am] Syphon set a ban on *!*@c-71-236-221-61.hsd1.wa.comcast.net.
[04: 44am] Bishop was kicked from the chat room by Woofer. (Banned)
[04: 44am] Syphon set a ban on *!*@fur-DE159EC4.dhcp.mdfd.or.charter.com.
[04: 44am] You were kicked from the chat room by Woofer. (Banned)
The dumbest ban I've ever received (also the first in 10 years). I actually keep rereading it to see if there's any indication other than we were just being kinda goofy. Luckily, I'm old school as fuck and use MUCKs for my occasional, smutty roleplaying needs.. I wonder how long it has taken these people to get this completely batshit insane paranoid.
16 (awful) reasons I could think of why I would be...
1. I have small hands. So if you’re a beginner in the whole ‘getting fisted’ game I would be a pretty good match. Also if you’re wanting a pickle at the bottom of the jar I’m your dude. Don’t mind getting a slick sheen of pickle juice on these mitts either. 2. I have a dick that has been described as “perfect,” “pretty” and the most...
Fun in #gay
Cory_: Hi all
Sucresolito: anyone into gay incest with dad/son?? uncle/nephew?? pm me
Carlemot: anyone into dressing up like the burger king and beating me with a potato sack full of wrenches? no gay stuff
“I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a...– Woody Guthrie
Spittin' out fly ABDL RP scenarios for my homies.
Carlemot: "Scott Stapp playfully wriggled his shaved hind legs on the cot in his Creed tour van as Kid Rock patiently and gently straps him in a pair of fresh Abri's, the rap-metal star's sunburnt face lighting up in a smile 'I guess this is really what this life is for, lil bro.'"
Accidentally deleted 3/4 of a long blog I posted by my inability to use the “insert more ‘read more’ break.” One day I will have to learn how to properly use computing devices. COOL
Carlemot: i slather myself in a tight tortilla shell spackled on with guacamalito sauce
Carlemot: and then let seagulls eat it off me at the landfill
Carlemot: it's kinda my thing
Carlemot: tortilla up and troll the landfill for gulltricks
yeah i quote myself a lot fuck you
Carlemot: i like to tell somebody my penis is really big so firmly and so often that when they see it they think maybe they're in some alternate reality where really my penis is big and their judgment is just skewed
Carlemot: like i would laugh and say 'this is small what kind of giants have you been fucking?'
Reblog if your icon is actually you.
Had to re-edit that post several times as it made it sound like I was off getting drunk with a teenage mother. Not that I would deny it if I was.
Cool Wake-Up Call
As I was leaving my best friend from my teenage years’ apartment after a long night of drinking this morning (we were off for some Bloody Mary’s at the Blue Moon with her 5 year old son in tow) when her lesbian next door neighbor silently walked out, handed us schedules for local AA meetings and then went back into her apartment. Okay.
Carlemot: it's weird. i've always been so super paranoid about having my keys on me.
Carlemot: oh i actually kinda know why after i typed about that and thought about it a moment.
Carlemot: my brother was a huge drug addict when i was a kid so i always had to have my keys to let myself in from being in 5th grade on upward
Carlemot: otherwise he would steal shit when we were gone.
Oaken: you're old
Carlemot: My troubled thoughts prompt me to answer because I am greatly disturbed. I hear a rebuke that greatly dishonors me and my understanding inspires me to reply.
Carlemot: You are a faggot.
Assault! Jack The Ripper
Extremely short movie review. Japanese softcore violence porn where basically this guy spends a little over an hour either getting blown or stabbing random chicks in the box. One of the last scenes has him engaging in sexual intercourse while eating sandwiches while some vaguely Morricone-esque easy listening music hums in the background. I never thought I would get tired of people getting stabbed...
Joshua Thomas: renard. i am bad with computers
Joshua Thomas: what with my accidental downloading of photoshop in espanol
renarddejoie: learn to use it
renarddejoie: be the hipest
Joshua Thomas: and my inability to operate this peerblocking software
renarddejoie: oh you're being facetious
Joshua Thomas: I only use MEXICAN photoshop thank you
Joshua Thomas: and no
Joshua Thomas: I am not
Joshua Thomas: actually
Joshua Thomas: :(
renarddejoie: oh, I thought you were making fun of hte type of people you'd deal with working at tech support
Joshua Thomas: no lol
renarddejoie: then I realized that you are one of those people
renarddejoie: *slowly shakes head*
Joshua Thomas: i actually am bad with computers :(
Joshua Thomas: i keep getting notices from paramount and shit
Joshua Thomas: and while i'm generally 'whatever' about it
Joshua Thomas: i don't care for them
Joshua Thomas: I keep getting them for the fucking dumbest movies too
Joshua Thomas: 12 Monkeys and Braveheart
Joshua Thomas: not inception or like
Joshua Thomas: new movies
renarddejoie: check out this summer's hottest new release: robin hood, men in tights!
Joshua Thomas: please pay for your copy of dracula dead and loving it like the general populace or pay with your blood
Had this weird dream where a piece of art posted on Tumblr was attributed to me. It was really great but I can’t paint/draw and so I had to convince people it wasn’t mine even though I was privately very glad at the recognition. I had to pretend that I wasn’t pleased at this because you aren’t supposed to be publicly pleased to get a lot of attention because it’s...
Carlemot: hey you know who else didn't like ringo starr's ms paint artwork?
Moggy: Sieg heil
Carlemot: are you hitler? I THOUGHT THE RUSSIANS KILLED YOU
Carlemot: also can i have your autograph
Moggy: Did I sign that picture of me and Walt Disney having a beer? Can't remember.
Carlemot: are you responsible for nickelback?
Carlemot: 'cos that's been one of my theories
Carlemot: the history channel has stopped returning my calls
Carlemot: i think its a coverup
Moggy: Nickleback is Canadian, thus an extension of the French so no.
Carlemot: that's what they want you to think
Moggy: Ich hasse die Französisch
Carlemot: REALITY CHECK: NICKELBACK IS NAZIS