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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>A cool fox on the Internet. Part time drunk &amp; part time recovering alcoholic.

Live fast and die.</description><title>Carlemot Two Zero's Guilt + Dread Jamboree</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @carlemottwozero)</generator><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>a lot of blogs i used to think were funny and clever in a bitchy way (i think? its hard to tell...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;a lot of blogs i used to think were funny and clever in a bitchy way (i think? its hard to tell because lately people are changing their usernames so much) have shifted to making wildly contradictory posts that are about how about how awful and misogynistic society is&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8230;and then following it up with a post of an overweight girl looking mildly awkward that i&amp;#8217;m supposed to be howling with laughter at i guess???&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;way to go.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/51189832896</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/51189832896</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 21:05:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i sat and watched two old old friends watch professional wrestling last night and it was actually a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i sat and watched two old old friends watch professional wrestling last night and it was actually a lot of fun. wrestling is kooky as hell&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50790654072</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50790654072</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 01:16:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i&amp;#8217;m sad that my first post in awhile is about something so annoying.
i miss hanging out with...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i&amp;#8217;m sad that my first post in awhile is about something so annoying.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i miss hanging out with my friends from last weekend. even that clamsucking piece of river garbage. now its just homework and loneliness. ;[&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50613929245</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50613929245</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:18:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/sxgdk/my_little_pony_friendship_is_magic_directly/
what&amp;#...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/sxgdk/my_little_pony_friendship_is_magic_directly/"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/sxgdk/my_little_pony_friendship_is_magic_directly/"&gt;http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/sxgdk/my_little_pony_friendship_is_magic_directly/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what&amp;#8230;WHAT&amp;#8230;WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50613675908</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50613675908</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:15:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>why are there so many highly visible bronies like this....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b6b5a9e2fa0c07e29247a1c166db876/tumblr_mmx1vvP68V1qimf04o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;why are there so many highly visible bronies like this. i’m sure they are a minority within that community, but seem to be a very vocal minority.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;as somebody who has only a vague idea what the show is about i’m pretty sure the show doesn’t embrace any misogynistic views. exactly the opposite in fact!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so wot’s uh….the deal?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50613458030</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50613458030</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:11:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i am 99% certain i&amp;#8217;m not following a blog with the word &amp;#8216;bazinga&amp;#8217; in the title so...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i am 99% certain i&amp;#8217;m not following a blog with the word &amp;#8216;bazinga&amp;#8217; in the title so you can go straight to hell message in my inbox&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50612754392</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50612754392</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 20:01:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/526d4c9873bbaf8fbf6476ebe0e90ef8/tumblr_mmwlsdSL9z1qlka8ko1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://danieltflynn.tumblr.com/post/50589619995/nice-to-see-you-too-dog"&gt;danieltflynn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Nice to see you too, dog.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50609954176</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50609954176</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 19:22:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/010409d3e9659fc0fc1500d2e803ba04/tumblr_mmuiy9lHXm1qckp4qo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50564879470</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50564879470</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 03:59:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cry of fear is a sorta clunky, (unintentionally) funny and free game on steam and i suggest you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;cry of fear is a sorta clunky, (unintentionally) funny and free game on steam and i suggest you download and play it with much haste&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50523949403</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/50523949403</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:01:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i get to sleep in until 8am on thursday!!!!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i get to sleep in until 8am on thursday!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49935680365</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49935680365</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 10:56:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/288de32730e899228f41241ae6361be5/tumblr_mmdq1aKRcI1rgpf3eo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49843714206</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49843714206</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 04:31:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thomasaur:

Got roped into DJing a two hour set at a furry convention next weekend who says my life...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thomasaur.tumblr.com/post/49718315009/got-roped-into-djing-a-two-hour-set-at-a-furry"&gt;thomasaur&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Got roped into DJing a two hour set at a furry convention next weekend who says my life is &lt;em&gt;b o r i n g .&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;you better play some foghat or we&amp;#8217;re DONE&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49719134118</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49719134118</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 17:28:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i should start a blog where i reply to baffling tumblr user created porno captions</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i should start a blog where i reply to baffling tumblr user created porno captions&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49716636555</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49716636555</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 16:58:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>offthedarkend:

Why faggots are more useful than women:
Try...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f473ae33e3d06f47f4f9059b6e20b29/tumblr_mj65pui81t1rw2f3jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://offthedarkend.tumblr.com/post/48250872406/why-faggots-are-more-useful-than-women-try"&gt;offthedarkend&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Why faggots are more useful than women:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Try telling your wife your pits need cleaning and she’s likely to tell you to take a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;shower.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what does that even mean?????&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49716588183</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49716588183</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 16:57:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dancingupastorm:

Saying that you really want a zombie apocalypse to occur is like saying, “Yes, I...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dancingupastorm.tumblr.com/post/33629667449/saying-that-you-really-want-a-zombie-apocalypse-to"&gt;dancingupastorm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Saying that you really want a zombie apocalypse to occur is like saying, “Yes, I want a traumatic and devastating event that will inevitably kill most of my friends and family to occur because I think it will be cool to shoot things for a while before I ultimately succumb to death in the worst way possible as civilization burns around me.” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49714169179</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49714169179</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 16:27:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A Blueberry Night: kaalashnikov: I have a few important things to say:Having a mental...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://ablueberrynight.tumblr.com/post/49702407170/kaalashnikov-i-have-a-few-important-things-to"&gt;A Blueberry Night: kaalashnikov: I have a few important things to say:Having a mental...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dem-queer-animals.tumblr.com/post/49704532418/a-blueberry-night-kaalashnikov-i-have-a-few-important"&gt;dem-queer-animals&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kaalashnikov.tumblr.com/post/48496759229"&gt;kaalashnikov&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I have a few important things to say:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Having a mental illness does not excuse you from being an asshole, and it does not free you of the obligation to really apologize and make it up to a person when you have caused them harm.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You are allowed to terminate a friendship if a person’s mental illness is aggravating your own mental illness or personal issues and stressing you out.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This has nothing to do with ‘dropping a person once they become an inconvenience’, it’s literally not being able to handle a person anymore because their health issues are negatively affecting your health, and you are not obligated to put up with that.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You are permitted to remove toxic, stressful and abusive people from your life. Them being mentally ill does not make them not responsible for the bad things they do to you.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have to agree. especially with the third point.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49713361641</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49713361641</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 16:18:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the hardly boys! HA (i kinda hate south park)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f5298cde7599413b3ce6467af31f358/tumblr_mmcd38t09L1qimf04o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;the hardly boys! HA (i kinda hate south park)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49712248485</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49712248485</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 16:04:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>derpghost:

My brother just came back from Vegas, and the only...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m051shUG5A1qi6ddpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://derpghost.tumblr.com/post/18481685979/sad-drunk-garfield"&gt;derpghost&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;My brother just came back from Vegas, and the only pic he’s posted on his facebook was this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49497400127</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49497400127</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 02:25:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahelectronmicroscope:


Baby Bee (Larvae) 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lofn0hak391qle2mso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahelectronmicroscope.tumblr.com/post/7689521318/baby-bee-larvae"&gt;fuckyeahelectronmicroscope&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Baby Bee (Larvae) &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49448785936</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49448785936</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 14:13:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>reallyreallyreallytrying:

“gander is a construct” i holler at the goose family. dad goose looks...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reallyreallyreallytrying.tumblr.com/post/49422174513/gander-is-a-construct-i-holler-at-the-goose"&gt;reallyreallyreallytrying&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“gander is a construct” i holler at the goose family. dad goose looks extra nonplussed. buddy, i don t blame him&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49422291533</link><guid>http://carlemottwozero.tumblr.com/post/49422291533</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 02:11:12 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
